Kilt Lifter, er, Inspector

So here is a present to any woman who enjoys the gift of kilts . . . Allow me please to quote someone who has become a dear friend over this past year:
“God created man and tupping and then to tempt us lasses more, he created the kilted plaid. Now a man will nae wear anything else beneath his plaid save what God gave him. And tupping ye see lass, is what happens when ye take pleasure in what is beneath the kilted plaid."
Ah yes the joys of a stiff er, breeze . . . I think it is time to move the lawn sprinkler, I am sure the water is good and cold! LOL . . . .
Dare I post this??? Ah, why not, it is just our imagination and us girls, right?!

Another Lazy Sunday in Scotland

The cool wind that blows off of the great North Sea is fresh with the tang of salt, musky fish, and seaweed. The mist still clings and nestles atop the rocky crags that line the shore as a pugnant breeze picks up and brings you the taste of the salt sea to your lips . . .
The gentle sound of the waves crashing against the base of the cliffs and rolling into shore soothe and lull your senses.
What's that on the horizon? Are those sails you see . . .
Could it be pirates?

Yes, I am busy writing . . . bet you can't guess where I am, lol :) Okay, so maybe you can, but can you blame me? I am lost in a world of my own making but didn't want to forget to post here as well. Hope everyone is having a lovely Sunday.
CR

Me According to Mielikki

This is me according to my friend Mielikki . . . . isn't she, I mean aren't I cute???

Meme Tagged; Eight Things???

Sigh . . . just read Mielikki's post and saw that I was 'tagged' with Meme (?) and since she did buy me dinner I suppose I must co-operate . . . here goes nothing.

1. When my younger brother P. was just a wee babe and he wouldn't stop crying (he shared my room!)I tried putting him in the toybox and closing it up with him in it.

2. I wanted to grow up and be either a dancer, singer, actress, or a cowboy . . . yes you read right, a cowboy. After all, they got all the cool horses, ie: Trigger vs Buttercup. (Yes, I watched Roy Rodgers)

3. (Mielikki knows this one) My husband and I never had a formal wedding, we stood before a justice of the peace.

4. (Again, Mielikki knows this one too) I am the proud mother of a beautiful young almost 22 y/o but I never gave birth to her. I have never been able to get pregnant.

5. I was in delayed enlistment for the airforce at 18 y/o and was "let-go" because my menstral cycle was irregular (?????!!!!!!!); when given the opportunity to "correct" my answer, I didn't.

6. Saw a pickpocket at work on a bus in L.A. and was approached by a pimp to become one of his 'girls' (again @ 18)

7. I don't like onions on my burgers.

8. I use to think I was born in the wrong century. Sometimes I still do!

90% Hufflepuff vs 80% Gryffindor

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Digory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

 

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Got myself sorted . . . . not if it wuld only work on my laundry!